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After spending two weeks in bar scene, I have come to the conclusion that every guy reads and follows the same guide for how to pick up chicks. I think this guide was written as a joke by a woman who is getting rich off sales and having a blast as she laughs at these silly boys' attempts. Here are some highlights...

Typical Conversation - How to crash and burn in less than 5 minutes
  • Hi. Can I buy you a drink?
    Sure (never say no to a drink)
  • What's your name?
    Jen (always give fake name)
  • Where do you live?
    La Jolla
  • Whoa. What do you do?
  • What school?
  • Whoa. The smart school.
    (smile and nod)
  • What's your major?
  • Uh oh. I better watch out. You're going to psycho-analyze me
    (down drink, excuse self to bathroom)
What Works
  • Offering a drink
  • Looking hot
What Doesn't
  • Shiny shirts or leather pants (you're at the beach!!)
  • Being born in the 60's, having kids or divorce papers

written by christina

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