but i digress - beach bar cliches

[ rants - bar cliches ]


After spending two weeks in bar scene, I have come to the conclusion that every guy reads and follows the same guide for how to pick up chicks. I think this guide was written as a joke by a woman who is getting rich off sales and having a blast as she laughs at these silly boys' attempts. Here are some highlights...
Typical Conversation - How to crash and burn in less than 5 minutes
Hi. Can I buy you a drink? Sure (never say no to a drink) What's your name? Jen (always give fake name) Where do you live? La Jolla Whoa. What do you do? Student What school? UCSD Whoa. The smart school. (smile and nod) What's your major? Psychology Uh oh. I better watch out. You're going to psycho-analyze me (down drink, excuse self to bathroom)

What Works Offering a drink Looking hot
What Doesn't Shiny shirts or leather pants (you're at the beach!!) Being born in the 60's, having kids or divorce papers

written by christina