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Survival Guide Things every Banshee needs if ever stranded on a deserted island...
1. Television set with satellite system. Basic cable would suffice but cable on a deserted island simply isn't logical.
2. Sloppy Firsts. You'd never become bored if you had a copy of the best book ever. Reading about Jessica Darling's angst-filled 16th year of life over and over is enough to make you glad you're stuck on a deserted island rather than battling the Mandas and Saras out there.
3. Internet access. How else would you be up to date on Wanda's eonline.com column or ew.com's TV Watch?

written by christina


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